30 is the new 20
Here are the top 10 lists, all mixed together. I alternate between reasons why I’m old or not old and a counter. Feel free to add comments !
Is Bryan old, the Top 10 Lists
Not Old - I’m going to a rock concert next month.
Old – The band’s last big hit was 15 years ago.
Old – I drive a “family car”
Not Old – I drive a Corolla because I can’t afford a better car
Not Old - Just bought a PS2
Old - Waited for several years before buying PS2 to ensure I really wanted it.
Old - I’m addicted to coffee (but I could stop if I wanted, right Margaret?)
Not Old - Starbucks is my coffee of choice
Not Old - I hang out with Jr. High and High School kids regularly
Old - Jr. High and High School kids think I’m old
Old - I can date girls born in another decade without fear of the law (gotta love the 80's)
Not Old – Nevermind :-)
Old - I didn’t get on the Internet until University (it's true!)
Not Old - I run an Internet business
Not Old - I like to hang out with my friends
Old - Most of my friends are either married, have kids, have their own houses or any combination therein
Old - I like to talk about ‘back when’ areas of the city were undeveloped
Not Old - I live in an area that wasn’t developed 5 years ago
Not Old - I play on my grass
Old - When someone mentions illegal and grass together I think of Roundup.
10 Comments:
Awesome post! hehehe...really well written :)
You've got me trying to think of one to add.....
That was good! I laughed in my cubicle. :)
80's chicks are a great vintage. That's all I have to say about that.
that's such a great post. :o)
nice post. i'm w/ Timmy. 80's chicks all the way
Hey Bryan! Fun post! 30 is soooo the new 20!
THIS is a mighty fine post.
Hellooooo
Stumbled accross this blog through some other contacts. Great and funny post. Valid points, but I still stick to my belief that you're only as old as you feel. Some days, I feel like I'm 8 years old, while others, I feel like I'm 21. :)
And you feel old?
Old is when the kid you used to have in your youth group turns 30....and you are just months from the big 4-0!
Great post, Bryan! Keep the creative juices flowing.
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